I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks. I didn't actually sell my last car, I just forgot where I parked it.  I don't know who Al Gore is and at this point I'm to afraid to ask. When they say 2% milk I don't know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby my head was so big scientist did experiments on me. I once threw a soda at a swan and then it attacked my niece Lilly, she's only 10 but has a brown belt in taekwondo.  I'm a little afraid of A.I.  When I'm not  watching Bob's Burger I'm out walking my 2 dogs .  
Also I'm a 3D / Motion Designer with over 15 years experience in creating engaging and innovative TV and digital advertising solutions for various clients.
That's me.